1. someone would magically show up with some manner of breakfast pastry (preferably donuts as it’s been months since the last time I had a donut)
2. one of two specific jobs I applied for would contact me to schedule an interview.
3. that writing things on tumblr made them magically happen irl.
(it’s important to note that the spell check on my computer allows “donuts” but does not allow the singular)
