gather clothing together for laundry: 10 minutes
Finding a pair of shorts to wear for going downstairs: 1 hour
finding bottle of laundry detergent: 2 minutes
finding bottle of laundry detergent with actual detergent in it: 18 minutes
getting downstairs to laundry room to find all of the washers and dryers have been ripped out of wall (without notice to residents): 5 minutes of eyerolling