Tomorrow's High fives, today

scotchtrooper:

sogeekchic:

Electronic goldfish ($19.99): All the flipping fun with none of the responsibility! (Perfect for college.)

Available at ThinkGeek

How is having a goldfish a heavy burden? If you can’t feed a fish, you probably can’t feed yourself, and thus don’t deserve to be in college.

Sometimes Goldfish drunk (because they’ve been drinking all day) dial that girl/boy you’ve been holding on to the number of and make awkward “Bloop-bloop” noises into the phone. Then they text your professor nudes. (not nudes of you, nudes of goldfish.) Finally they order 17 pizzas on your credit card and send them, with a note saying they’re from you and that you’ld happily spring for more, to the study room by the laundry-room (you know, the one with all the stoned philosophy majors)

What I’m trying to say is fish can’t be trusted in a college environment, and when your Sociology professor sends you fish nudes back, the rest of the semester gets a bit weird…