August 2012
86 posts
July 2012
74 posts
gather clothing together for laundry: 10 minutes
Finding a pair of shorts to wear for going downstairs: 1 hour
finding bottle of laundry detergent: 2 minutes
finding bottle of laundry detergent with actual detergent in it: 18 minutes
getting downstairs to laundry room to find all of the washers and dryers have been ripped out of wall (without notice to residents): 5 minutes of eyerolling
ERMAHGERD TRANSLATOR. →
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