October 2011
16 posts
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So There are like 150000 metric shit tonnes of mosquitoes in Houston right now, and I was walking to work today, swatting them away, one flew right down my throat. It was not what anyone would call pleasant. So after trying to hack it up for like 5 minutes I give up, and continue on, still swatting them away. This guy comes out of his house and is carrying a can of Off and offers to spray me down. He starts on my front, and when he gets to my back, he says “Holy Shit” I ask if there are a lot, and he says that I “don’t want to know” Now that’s reassuring…
a thousand LoLs to the one who brings me a picture of a cat doing something adorkable
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